It could be a decent game, but do we care? Not entirely sure. But then again, we don’t know what we’re doing, we’re just not paid to ramble. Just once and Bert jump through a fake wall (or real wall) and scream OH YEAH!Īn SEC rivalry without a name? Impossible! After watching Mizzou take down Vandy and Ole Miss just run over A&M in the final quarter, don’t see how Ole Miss loses this one. I have horrible movie tastes, I suppose.Ĭhris: I’ll be honest, I just don’t know! I’m picking Mississippi State for geographical purposes but not for any other reason. Moar cowbell! (That era of SNL was one of the best.) Uh, I kind of liked Drumline. Kristina: I hate to bore anyone, but as usual, I’m not picking Arky. It’s like American Pie 2, good enough but you wouldn’t stop what you were doing and watch it on TNT for the 10 th time…no sir, this is no Drumline. It’s not crap, but it’s also not all that great. Sorry losing team, maybe you can hire Jurgen. I wonder if whichever school loses this game, their coach will be on the hot seat. Last week Arkansas lost, and Mississippi State did more than lost, they got Bama’ed hard. Well this is a sneaky interesting game to determine who finishes closer to Alabama in the SEC West. Honestly, who cares? Take Kentucky and don’t trade Karl Anthony Towns if you have him in your fantasy basketball league. Kristina: Another “I’ll pick the obvious choice but if an upset occurs it’d be funny as hell” option.Ĭhris: The hits just keep coming don’t they? This is what we are exposed to in the mid afternoon slot. It’s finally cold, go clean out the garage or something. (We at the lazy fan’s guide have to mention statistics once in a while lest our overload make us wear Pumas for life.) Nobody wants that. The funny statistical part is Kentucky is 0-9 over the last three seasons in bowl-eligible games. Yes, folks, we’re here all week, try the veal and tip your servers. I mean, if there’s any hope for an upset, not like Austin Peay has anything to lose. So Kentucky looks to become bowl eligible (hey, we were like that once upon a time!) against a team that literally, hasn’t won a game. Wouldn’t that be just the way of Mizzou…I do think UT wins though and their uniforms are ugly…SO UGLY. But Mizzou beat Vandy, so maybe they can go into Knoxville and steal a win. (And if that’s the case, well sucks for me, no basketball games either)Ĭhris: Mizzou is on CBS? Well then Mizzou is going to lose. So I guess I’ll be superstitious and try that route again. I don’t watch or DVR it, we won last week. SEC Scale of Watchability: Defcon 1! It’s Mizzou! You know you’re going to watch it. Social media is, well.what happens when you feed mogwais after midnight. And would someone explain to us now why hashtags are all over Facebook. Well, when you’re not in the midst of a title race, what better to then play the spoiler role and hurt the Vols chance at the SEC east? Then again, they win and get demolished by Alabama isn’t the worst thing ever either. It’s like a gremlin being fed in the day time vs one fed after midnight. Also, Death Valley in the day time isn’t quite as intimidating as it is at night. But f that, I don’t like collusion, let’s take the Gators and all their problems to beat LSU and their one, purple and gold, it clashes. They’ll fall ass backwards into it because this game is not in Florida. Clearly, I haven’t learnt my lesson this year that Chris knows what he’s doing and should not pick against him.Ĭhris: It really feels like the SEC just wants to give the East to Tennessee you know. I really, really wanted to pick Florida, but just for some disagreement, we’ll go LSU. Kristina: Silly, HHKB, once it’s a gremlin, who cares? Don’t feed your mogwai after midnight, duh. The highest possible of the Defcons, so do all your stuff in the morning so you can watch the ongoing job interview by Ed Orgeron. Also, this game should be in Gainesville, what’s up with that? College kids, never tweet, you just look dumb. This game was postponed by Hurricane Mathew back in September and the #Hottakes that flowed were so on point and not at all stupid. This is it fans, this is the one game that will salvage the SEC Saturday.
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